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Happy Valentines Day Greetings For Husband Wife:

Hey Bhaiya this is specially for you ! Not for normal people ! I am not spamming here haha ! specially for you : ! Happy Valentines Day Greetings To Both of You !

Happy Valentines Day Greetings

Here comes the day in a couple of days time, which lovers around the world are eagerly waiting. This day is one of the most awaited day in the year. Lovers throughout the year are planning to celebrate Valentine’s Day in a special manner. Huge and elaborate plans are in place. Some are planning long drives, some a romantic stroll in the garden with flowers in full bloom, some are planning fancy outings at some fancy place, some a fancy ball at expensive hotels etc. Love is the key word doing rounds. An air of expectations and anticipations is flowing hard. Wish all the lovers, all the best and cheers.

Happy Valentines Day Greetings:

True Love & Care Can Change The World,
Try To Spread Love On This Happy,
Valentines Day, Be Lover & Caring
Love The People Who Loves You Than
To Wait For One Who Ignores You..!!

Happy Valentines Day Greetings

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TRUST IS THE BASIC TO THE GOAL OF LOVE
PLEASE MAITAIN THE PATH OF TRUST TRULY
DON’T BREAK TRUST WHO LOVES YOU TRULY
IT KILLS THE PERSON ALIVE,
DO PROMISE ON THIS VALENITNES DAY
Wish You Very Happy Valentines My Dear Wife..
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I’ll Be There For You Till The Last Breathe
Because I Love You With The Depth Of My Heart
Love Is To Be Together Till The Last Breathe
Have A Sweet & Happy Valentines Day
All These For You My Dear Husband>>>><<<
Happy Valentines Day Greetings
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I Remember You & I Call You Back Again
The Way We Spend Time I Always Miss
The World Seems Too Beautiful When
Am With You, Come Back I Miss You..
Happy Valentines Day Greetings
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Love Is The Fire That Can Not Be Ended
With Any Water, It Boost Up & Up With
The Passage Of Time, Let The Fire Of
Love Keep Burning In Our Heart***
Happy Valentines Day Greetings

My Heart Says The God Made You Only For Me
Eyes Always Remain Open And Lonely For You
You Must Save Me In Your Heart Like A File
In A Computer Coz I Have Made Only For You
Happy Valentines Day Greetings

 

I Saw Nothing Beautiful Like You My Love
When Day Light Turns To A Darkened Hue
The Shining Stars Are Hinting You
Your Heart Beats Tells You Something True
That Someone Some Where Is Missing You
Happy Valentines Day Greetings

 

I Just Say The Few Loving Words For You
My Past Says You Met Me
My Present Says You Will Understand Me
My Future Says You Will Care For Me
But My Heart Says You Will Always Remember Me
Happy Valentines Day Greetings

 

I Forgot You It Happened Never
I Will Stand There For You Forever
I Can Wait Forever What It Takes
Because You Were And You Are My Forever
And For Forever I Always Waits
Happy Valentines Day Greetings

 

The Shinest Things Is The Sun
We Must Maintain Always The Fun
The Smallest Word Is I
The Sweetest Word Is LOVE
And The Dearest Person
In The World Is YOU
Thats Why I LOVE YOU.
Happy Valentines Day ;)Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day?
A: Forget-me-nuts.Q: What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
A: Stick with me and we’ll go places!Happy Valentines Day Greetings

Q: What did the light bulb say to the switch?
A: You turn me on.

Q: Did Adam and Eve ever have a date?
A: No, but they had an Apple.

Q: What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
A: Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?

Q: What did one snake say to the other snake?
A: Give me a little hug and a hiss, honey.

Knock, Knock,
Who’s there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you!

Q: Why did the banana go out with the prune?
A: Because it couldn’t get a date.

Q: What is a ram’s favourite song on February 14th?
A: I only have eyes for ewe, dear

Q: What travels around the world but stays in one corner?
A: A stamp.

Q: What happens when you fall in love with a French chef?
A: You get buttered up.

Q: What is a vampire’s sweetheart called?
A: His ghoul-friend.

Q: If your aunt ran off to get married, what would you call her?
A: Antelope.
Valentine Dreams

One morning Emma woke up with a start.  Her husband Jim asked what was the matter, she told him, “I just had a dream that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine’s day. What do you think it means?”

“You’ll know tonight,” Jim said.

That evening, Jim home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, Emma opened it – only to find a book entitled “The meaning of dreams”.

500 Valentine Cards Sent by Desperate ManHappy Valentines Day Greetings

Mike walked into a post office just before Valentine’s day, he couldn’t help noticing a middle-aged, balding man standing in a corner sticking “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them.  Then the man got out a bottle of Channel perfume from his pocket and started spraying scent over the envelopes.

By now Mike’s curiosity had got the better of him, and so I asked the man why he was sending all those cards.  The man replied, “I’m sending out 500 Valentine cards signed, ‘Guess who?'”

“But why?” asked Mike.

“I’m a divorce lawyer,” the man replied.

What did the stamp say to the envelope?
I’m stuck on you.

Be My Valentine

It was Valentine’s day and Jim and Danielle’s first date.  They sat in the darkened cinema waiting for the film to start.  The screen finally lit up with a flashy advertisement for the cinema’s concession stand.  Jim and Danielle realised that there was no sound. The film began but the silence continued.

Suddenly, out of the darkness, an irritated voice in the crowd loudly shouted’, Okay, who’s got the remote control?’ Happy Valentines Day Greetings

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Love is Blind?

Phil, a smart and handsome young man, dressed in the latest fashion, walked into this local pub. He noticed a woman gazing at him without blinking her big eyes. Phil felt flattered so he walked up to the woman and said in his deepest voice, ‘I’ll do anything you wish, beautiful lady, for just £10 but on one condition.’

The woman appeared to be trapped in the moment and asked as if in a trance, ‘What’s your condition?’

Phil answered, ‘Tell me your wish in just three words.’

There was a long pause, the woman opened her purse, counted out the money and handed it to the man along with her address.  She then looked deeply into his eyes and whispered, ‘Clean my house.’

Another Funny Valentine Joke

How Long Have You Been Married?

When a woman on the staff of the school where I worked became engaged, a friend and colleague offered her some advice.

‘The first ten years are the hardest.’

‘How long have you been married?’ she asked.

‘Ten years’, he replied.

Don’t Make a Fuss About Valentine’s Day

Background

My dearest wife is always going on and on and ON about NOT making a fuss over her on Valentine’s Day.  She repeats that it’s the thought that counts.

Well, I put a lot of thought into the gifts from previous February 14ths but she didn’t quite take to any of them like I assumed she would. Here’s my list – see what you think:

…(v3r)
  • Brand new mop and bucket.
    I was thinking it would be fun to see what colour the floor was because I couldn’t remember.Happy Valentines Day Greetings
  • Romantic dinner at fast food restaurant.Happy Valentines Day Greetings
    I was thinking that she might like to go inside for a change instead of fetching dinner at the drive through.Happy Valentines Day Greetings
  • Chocolates left-over from last year’s candy box.Happy Valentines Day Greetings
    I was thinking of how proud she’d be of me for not wasting food. She’s been nagging me for years to recycle.Happy Valentines Day Greetings
  • Midnight moped ride through the park.
    I was thinking that I’m getting too old to be peddling on the bike.
  • Dozen roses printed on high quality photo paper. One of my favourites this –
    I was thinking these would last a lifetime instead of just a week.
  • 45 second back massage.
    I was thinking any longer and she might think I was interested in something else.
  • Windows 8.1
    I was thinking how proud she would be to be a part of the technology crowd.
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