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Happy Valentines Day 2017 Jokes

Here comes the day in a couple of days time, which lovers around the world are eagerly waiting. This day is one of the most awaited day in the year. Lovers throughout the year are planning to celebrate Valentine’s Day in a special manner. Huge and elaborate plans are in place. Some are planning long drives, some a romantic stroll in the garden with flowers in full bloom, some are planning fancy outings at some fancy place, some a fancy ball at expensive hotels etc. Love is the key word doing rounds. An air of expectations and anticipations is flowing hard. Wish all the lovers, all the best and cheers.

Happy Valentines Day 2017 Jokes:

  • Love is the condition,,,
    in which the happy-ness of another person,,,
    is essential to ur own.
    love u …
    happy valentine’s day dear..
  • Lyf ends when u stop dreaming…
    hope ends when u stop believing..
    and sadly love ends when u stop caring.
    So Care your love…
    happy Valentines Day 2u..
  • Valentines Day Tips..
    Yun raaton ko na jago
    So lia karo yaaro….
    Yun dil mai aansu na roko
    Ro lia karo yaaro…
    Baal to bohat achy bnatay ho
    <(“,)/
    ((
    _//
    Kbi moun bhi dho lia karo.
    tabhi to koi larki tujh se nahi set nai hoti…
    apne bhai k nakshe kadam par chalo…
    aur shaan se geo..
  • Ek Aadmi Taxi Driver se:
    Bhai speed slow karo,
    mere 17 chotay chotay bachay hain.
    Taxi driver:
    kanjra.
    Apni speed vekhi aa.
    ADMI….
    yeh payaar ki nishaanoyaan hain..
    happy Valentines day payary..
  • Where u r?
    How will u come to me?
    In a red box,
    the softness of
    A teddy bear or the tenderness of
    >>>>>A kiss??
    The security of a hug,
    the snug warm  Feeling of love?
    u seem sooo far away!….dear..
  • Na jany wo Neend K Nashay
    men itna kesy Doob jaaty hen,
    “bina payaar k jawaani”
    Hum to Karwat Bi BadaLty hen
    to manji cho0n cho0n karti hay.
  • U know u r in love,
    when u can not fall asleep,
    b-coz reality is finally btr than ur dreams.
    This Beautiful sayings by Dr.Seuss
    Happy love day…..Valentine..
  • Happy Valentines Day
    Charles M.Schulz Says..
    All u need is love.
    But a little chocolate
    now & then does not hurt.
  • Love Is A Great Gift From God,,,
    Love is a symbol of eternity…
    It wipes out all sense of time,
    destroying all memory of
    a beginning & all fear of an end.
  • Love is not finding some-1 2 live with;
    it is finding some-1 u can not live with-out..
    will u be m valentine …..???
  • Through all the changes  in my life,
    ur luv has remained constant
    & unconditional.
    Though at timz  u may have questioned,
    worried or wndred…
    u nvr stopped lving me.
    On this day of love
    I want u 2 know how very much that means.
    u who hv lvd me frst, and love me best.
    Thank u 4 all the luv u have shared.
    thank u very much
    Happy Valentine’s Day
  • Fond thoughts r coming ur way..
    We have always had a special connection,
    So Happy this sweet & cute Valentine’s Day!
    enjoy it fully…
  • My LOVE for u is a journey,
    Starting at For-ever…
    And Ending at Never-ever.,,,
    I Love you Ayesha
    Happy Valentine day..
  • I wanted 2 send u all my love…
    But the postman said it was tooooooo big…
    how can i send ?
  • U kissed my lips..
    and I flt a flutter in my heart,
    u touched my hand…
    and lit a spark in my body,
    u stared into my eyes…
    and saw straight in2 my soul,
    u put ur arms around me…
    and I was finally complete…
    so always with me …
    never ever leave me alone …
    Happy Valentine Day!!
  • I do not know how 2…
    write grt msgs in cards,
    but I want 2 let u…
    know how special u r 2 me.
    u r awesome!….
    Happy Valentines day 2017!
  • Love so much my heart is sure.
    As time goes on…
    I love u more…
    ur happy smile….
    ur loving face…
    no-1 will ever…
    take ur place….
    Wish u a….Very
    Happy Valentines Day!!Girl:
  • “I can’t be your valentine for medical reasons.” Boy: “Really?” Girl: “Yeah, you make me sick!” What did the valentines day card say to the stamp? Stick with me and you’ll go places What do farmers give their wives on Valentine’s Day? Hogs and kisses! Roses are red, violets are blue. If he’s busy on Valentines Day, the side chick is you! What did the painter say to her boyfriend? “I love you with all my art!” What do single people call Valentine’s Day? Happy Independance Day What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has a date on Valentine’s day. What’s the best part about Valentines Day? The day after when all the chocolate goes on sale. Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy? It was Valenswine’s Day! Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day? Sure, they’re very scent-imental! What is another way of saying Happy Valentines day!
    S.A.D, Singles Awareness Day!
    What did the man with the broken leg say to his nurse? “I’ve got a crutch on you!” Did you hear about the romance in the tropical fish tank? It was a case of guppy love. What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts! What would you get it you crossed Odie with the God of love? A stupid cupid! What do you call a very small valentine? A valentiny! What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream? “I’m sweet on you!” What did the paper clip say to the magnet? “I find you very attractive.” What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine’s Day? A hug and a quiche! What did one pickle say to the other? “You mean a great dill to me.” Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you! What did the elephant say to his girlfriend? “I love you a ton!” What did the bat say to his girlfriend? “You’re fun to hang around with.” What happened when the man fell in love with his garden? It made him wed his plants! Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine? He fell in love with a pincushion! Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending? Because they needed to be ad-dressed! What is the true purpose of Valentine’s Day? To remind single people they are single. Why is Valentine’s Day the best day for a celebration? Because you can really party hearty! What did one oar say to the other? “Can I interest you in a little row-mance?” What did the pencil say to the paper? “I dot my i’s on you!” Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend? She didn’t suit his taste! Do you have a date for valentines day? Yes, February 14th You wanna hear a joke? Valentine’s Day Scientists have discovered a certain food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive on Valentines Day by 90 percent…. Wedding cake. Valentines Day One-Liners Valentines Day is the day that the “V” and “D” come together. I’m gonna spend Valentines day with my ex…… box 360 “Whale you be my Valentine?” “Dolphinately” Roses are red, violets are blue. If he’s busy on Valentines Day, the side chick is you! Valentines Day shouldn’t be the only day you place a girl above everything else Tomorrow is Valentine’s day. Don’t worry if you’re single. You’re going to die alone anyway! I can’t wait for valentines day because I get to make cupcakes for a special someone and that special someone is me. Valentines day is one big scam. If someone loves you they should show you everyday! To all the single people on Valentine’s Day, don’t be sad. Think of all the Money and time you are saving on not getting a gift Valentines day….. A day when taken people get laid and single people get drunk. That awkward moment when valentines day is around the corner, and the only person that loves you is your mom. To all my single friends. If no one else loves you, I do. Happy Valentine’s Day! To all my friends who are commited: Happy Valentine`s Day!. and To all my friends who are single, Happy Independance Day Dear Alcohol….. Will you be my Valentine? When you are with the right person, every day is Valentine’s Day! Happy Valentines day, hope you all get some…… Chocolates that is My thoughts and prayers go out to all men today whose girlfriends are on their period this Valentines day.Jim asked his friend, Tony, whether he had bought his wife anything for Valentine’s Day.

 

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